A married couple was enjoying a dinner out when a statuesque
blonde walked over to their table, exchanged
warm greetings with the husband and walked off.
"Who was that?" the wife demanded. "Well if you must know,
that's my mistress." "Your mistress? I want a divorce!"
"Are you sure you want to give up a big house in the
suburbs, a Mercedes, furs, jewelry and a vacation home in Mexico?"
They continued dining in silence. Finally,
the woman nudged her husband and said, "Isn't that Howard over there?
Who's he with?" "That's his mistress,"
her husband replied. "Oh," she said, taking a bite of her dessert.
"Ours is much prettier."