Ich hoffe, dieser Witz ist nicht zu un-pc derzeit. Fand ihn in einem alten Faden. Ich finde ihn rein szenisch herrlich:
An airplane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain.
His copilot is a Chinese.
It’s the first time they fly together, and quite an awkward silence between the two seems to indicate a mutual dislike.
Once they reach cruising altitude, the Jewish captain activates the auto-pilot, leans back in his seat and mutters: “I don’t like Chinese...”
“No rike Chinese?", asks the copilot, “why not?!”
“You people bombed Pearl Harbour -- that’s why.”
“No, no”, the copilot protests, “Chinese no bomb Peahl Hahbah! That Japanese, not Chinese!”
“Japanese, Chinese, Vietnamese, Korean … doesn’t matter, you're all alike!”
There are a few minutes of silence.
“No rike Jews!”, the Chinese copilot suddenly announces.
“Why not?” asks the captain.
“Jews sink Titanic!”
“Jews didn’t sink the Titanic!” exclaims the captain. “It was an iceberg!”
“Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, no mattah... all same!“