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Can stay ouse dough?
Englischsprachige Touristen, die sich in Austria oder dem "bavarian highland" herumtreiben, werden der Anglistikstudentin Ines Jakob für ihre Sprachhilfestellung dankbar sein. Man muss lediglich die folgenden Passagen englisch aussprechen, darf dabei ja nicht auf den Sinn achten, und schon erhält man die deutsche (gelegentlich dem österreichischen Idiom angepasste) Version wichtiger Fragen, Antworten und Redewendungen.
How to ask one`s way (and answers you might receive). question: Cannon sea mere beheal flic sign? answer: Oburgh earn. qu: Can stay ouse dough? an: Frog minute. qu: We're white bees Wean? an: Wore sea-net. qu: Woe`s a snake stay ghost-house? an: Under egg, ay.
What do you say when...
...you want to apologize: Ain`t joule dig and see! Does towed mere light!
...you want to complain about something: Sow awry! Soar frake height!
...you want to make a statement about the weather: ace dough-nut, dare wind gait, ace rag-net; there sneer-ale Reagan is lay-stick; dough sinned shave-can-wall-can 'em him ale; ace weird an bloods Reagan gay Ben;
...you want to pay a compliment to a person: See sun a sow-bears mud-ale!
...you are having a nice conversation and want to make people think that you know everything in Austria: a name area moss herb rail, fronts clamour, mode-sud, high-den, pat herb all eggs under, weaner sang erg know ben, weaner seem phony car, lewis drain care, how fright shoe lay, studs au pair, rain hard same in are, stay funs dome, aired's haired sock yaw hun, an dray us how fair; brained sigh gain (dare aid lay ridder), ma rear they raise ear, see-see.
im ghost-house Mr.Smith: Despice car debitor! O'Bear: Here, bidet Sir. Mr.Smith: Egg hat a yearn weaner`s knit`s ale meet car toe fell peer ray. Mrs.Smith: Egg hat a yearn labourcase. O`Bear: So ford. Ate vast Sue drink Anne? Mr.Smith: Zoom ace Anne rotten wine.
im Gay Shaved - list of different things you will find there: show coal R.D.; ca-kes, cow-goomy, ape-fell, beer-nun, buddha, case (common bear), shin-can, wise broad, swarts broad, same ale, gay drain kay, coal R., lee moan R. D., coughy, car mill N.T., hug a button T.
Balm dock-door: dock-door: Dare nay stay! (examines patient) Was failed dinnan? patient: Bough way! dock-door: Home stay soft? patient: Does war`s crowd phone gay stern, days blade me so. dock-door: Here Santa Blayton. patient: Down quay. We feel pro tug? dock-door: Sex. More gains dry, up ends dry. Comb and see Morgan for buy.
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