Ist einfach ein englischer Zungenbrecher- brauchst du nicht antworten.

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Es ist ein Zungenbrecher wie "Fischers Fritze ...": Wieviel Holz würde ein Murmeltier hacken, wenn ein Murmeltier Holz hacken würde?"

ah alles klar, war drauf und dran zu antworten hehe.

danke

Dennoch gibt es eine Antwort:
"A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

or:

He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood, as a woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Nice spoof on this at

http://www.getodd.com/stuf/stupid/woodchuck.html

with e.g.

"Modern internet technology has advanced to the point that we can reliably monitor the amount a woodchuck chucks in real time.

The results of this monitoring are shown below. Please note that the numbers vary due to the dispositions of the woodchucks involved. Etc."

Answer:

As much wood as a woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

But if a woodchuck could chuck wood, and if a woodchuck would chuck wood, then how much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

Drei Hexen schauen sich drei Swatch Uhren an. Welche Hexe schaut welche Swatch Uhr an?

Three witches watch three swatch watches. Which witch watches which swatch watch?

Englisch für Fortgeschrittene
Drei geschlechtsumgewandelte Hexen schauen sich drei Swatch Uhrenknöpfe an. Welche geschlechtsumgewandelte Hexe schaut sich welchen Swatch Uhrenknopf an?

Three switched witches watch three Swatch watch switches. Which switched witch watches which Swatch watch switch?

Englisch für Profis
Drei schweizer Hexen-Schlampen, die sich wünschen geschlechtsumgewandelt zu sein, schauen sich schweizer Swatch Uhrenknöpfe an.
Welche schweizer Hexen-Schlampe, die sich wünscht geschlechtsumgewandelt zu sein, schaut sich welche schweizer Swatch Uhrenknöpfe an?

Three swiss witch-bitches, which wished to be switched swisswitch-bitches, wish to watch three swiss Swatch watch switches. Which swiss witch-bitch which wishes to be a switched swiss witch-bitch, wishes to watch which swiss Swatch watch switch?

SCNR ;-P

Phantastisch. Einfach nur phantastisch. :-)

super, Myotis!!!

"How much oil could a gumboil boil, if a gumboil could boil oil?" :)

Wer die englische Version hat... Ganz am Anfang mit dem Woodsmith reden. Da gibt es einen grandiosen Dialog über die Woodchuck-Sache. Weiß es leider nicht mehr auswendig, aber Guybrush fragt den Woodsmith die Woodchuck-Frage und von da aus geht's 2-3x hin und her. Köstlich.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/woo...

Main Entry: wood·chuck
Pronunciation: \-ˌchək\
Function: noun
Etymology: by folk etymology from a word of Algonquian origin; akin to Narragansett ockqutchaun woodchuck
Date: 1674
: a grizzled thickset marmot (Marmota monax) chiefly of Alaska, Canada, and the northeastern United States — called also groundhog

A woodchuck does not chuck wood, because the name derives from the native americans...




He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood, as a woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

--- gotta love it.

Zwanzig Zwerge machen Handstand, zehn im Wandschrank, zehn am Sandstrand.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?

All of it!

Ich kenne es auch in der Form "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck w0ood", was dann der Übersetzung von 2 entspräche, nur daß das letze "würde" durch ein "könnte" ersetzt werden müßte!

@mtbrain
Guybrush: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood?
Zimmermann: A woodchuck could chuck no wood since a wood chuck cant chuck wood.
G: But if a woodchuck could chuck wood and if a woodchuck would chuck wood what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?
Z: If a woodchuck could chuck wood and if a woodchuck could chuck wood should a woodchuck chuck wood?
G: A woodchuck should chuck wood as long as a woodchuck could chuck wood and as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood.
Z: Ah, shut up!

Even if this thread has been inactive for quite some time now, it might be interesting for some people that SIRI (the voice recognition software of Apple's iPhone 4S) offers various answers for this question.
Here are three examples of its many variations:

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
-"It depends whether you talk about African or European Woodchucks."
- "A woodchuck would chuck as much as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood."
- "42 cords of wood, doesn't everyone know that?"

Cheers,
AculaOne