Okay, people, since everyone insists on criticizing the available options ****without offering anything better****, maybe we need a vote to focus our attention.
You are standing in the kitchen with a group of people. The person who spent an hour baking homemade cookies for the party tomorrow comes back into the room, sees a half-empty plate of cookies and a ring of guilty faces, and says, 'Okay, who was the pig who couldn't leave the cookies alone?' Which of the following could you imagine saying?
a. Don't ask _me_!
b. My lips are sealed.
c. I'm not saying anything.
d. I don't know anything about anything.
e. I don't know anything about it.
f. I don't have the faintest idea what you're talking about.
g. I haven't got a clue.
h. Beats me.
i. No comment.
j. I couldn't possibly comment.
You may vote for as many as you wish, but if you post again in this thread, you must vote. Please participate, it can't hurt and it could help. Just go with your first instinct.
I hereby vote for a, c, e, h, and i.
If we have to, we can have a runoff later. Or Doris can step in and throw out some of the options. (-;