I'd like to introduce myself as the first of a new kind and I'm going in front of these real honest politicians.

My inner motto has always been corruption and being paid off.
I detect for sure the least cases, when my town can do something for me. So when they perhaps would intend to sell their lot of town apartments, I can manage that the right client will know the best price and that he can pay me corruption, oh I wanted to say pay for my advice and my lobbying.

I am the best address for white washing money which is intended to end at my party, or such other party, of course giving a share to me and my friends. Money laundering is one of my dearest tasks, naturally.

I'm used to all kinds of nepotism, so if you want to be my friend, pay me for my services. My consultant services can go up to 30-fold of market prices for simple things like documents and conferences, and more if you like.

When it comes to manipulation of stock prices, please use my successful, cheap and creative services.

By this announcement I declare the next corruption cases for opened.

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ion, so let's see if my English text will get more corrections than your German ones.