To give someone pleasure with one's mouth.
This is the least vulgar I could come up with....

oops sorry! my bad!
You are obviously a teenager and it is a holiday weekend - you have no friends and are all alone (wonder why) and you think it is "funny" to post rude nonsense on a forum - you are sad / pathetic / deserving of sympathy etc...
May I suggest that you tell your parents that you feel worthless and alone. I think therapy, at this early stage, might possibly help you.
Good Luck!

Maggie??????
That was a bit harsh, don't you think?
Why not give everybody the benefit of the doubt?

Fujster? ! ?
Liar, liar pants on fire! you said you had to leave for a "pedi" - what the heck is that? I'm feeling nervous...
Gotta go too - the girls are a waitin'!
Have a great night Fujiboy!
Troll aka jabo - get yourself a big heaving container of Vaseline and some tissues and do the same!

A "pedi" is a pedicure, natürlich! But that was just a joke: I was just playing the silly bimbo... I am stuck here for a few more hours, BTW!
Where are you off to???

oy vey! I would only do this for you Fujster!

To worship someone with one's mouth - is the nicest, most poetic way to say it!

But c'mon it's a kid - when I was a kid we thought it was funny to make prank calls to Chinese restaurants like :Wan Hung Low - how about the other one? ha ha ha ha ha

@mags22
You are going to make me die of curiosity, aren't you? *lach*

Sorry the bimbo in me didn't get pedi, (note to self: buy blond hair dye) - I was thinking pedo - OH NÖÖ!
Where are we off to?

DANCING!!! (ok & some drinking) w00t! I love to dance - I am a dancin' devil!
Laters my fave fuji-thing!

Ok, viel Spaß beim Tanzen! Und lass dich nicht anbaggern, ok? :-)

to pleasure someone with one's mouth

I'd say

lass dich nicht anbaggern, ok? ?? Are you kidding me? That's the best part!
Laters!

You must be a world class tease!!!!!! *lach*
And your husband/boyfriend doesn't mind? ;-)

Tease? nah... but I am buttloads of fun!
I am, currently, ledig not erledigt! ;) The wenches (aka: my posse) are on the way! Laters!

Oh, c'mon! Stay a lil' bit longer or at least send me a quick email, or should I just commit suicide? *lach*

An Apple und Magg:

Einfach nur erbärmlich.

Apple und Magg

Go and get a (chat -) room...

DVvD, Fellatio und Cunnilingus haben sich nach einem Jahr nun sicher erledigt.

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